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Total Medals Earned: 56 (From 14 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,085 Points

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/20/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Filthy Hands Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 4/1/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Just Can't Wait Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/13 (50/155 points)

Escaping the Prison

lol brawl reference Unlocked 4/15/10
5 Points
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Legal Ending Unlocked 4/15/10
25 Points
Break out the legal way.
Badass Ending 50 Points Break out the badass way.
Sneaky Ending 50 Points Break out the Sneaky Way
DONUT WANT! 100 Points ...or do you?
Lots of Effort 100 Points Find all 18 FAILs.
BRAAAGGGHH!! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/340 points)

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/22/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/23/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/22/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Bitch Slap 10 Points Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror 10 Points Get Bee Death
Electra Complex 25 Points Get Dad Carriage Death
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Here is Mommy! 25 Points Get Axe Death
Kain 25 Points Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke 25 Points Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order 25 Points Get Crow Death
Pest Removal 25 Points Trap the squirrel
The Flamer 25 Points Get Fire Death
Clockspert 50 Points Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned 50 Points Get all 10 stones
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 5/9/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 2/27/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)

Road of the Dead

Blunt Force Trauma Unlocked 3/2/16
5 Points
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Hood Shaker Unlocked 3/2/16
5 Points
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Gunslinger Unlocked 3/2/16
10 Points
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Hydroficial Intelligence Unlocked 3/2/16
10 Points
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
No Mercy Unlocked 3/2/16
25 Points
Hit 25 civilians
Road Dominator Unlocked 3/2/16
25 Points
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Road Warrior Unlocked 3/2/16
25 Points
Defeat a helicopter
Wise Man Unlocked 3/2/16
25 Points
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Close Encounters Unlocked 3/2/16
50 Points
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Speed Racer Unlocked 3/2/16
50 Points
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Zombie Sniper Unlocked 3/2/16
50 Points
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Survivor Unlocked 3/2/16
100 Points
Beat The Great Escape
Flip Flop 10 Points Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Meticulous 10 Points Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Don't Need Wheels 25 Points Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Quick Draw 25 Points Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Nuke Watcher 50 Points Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Pinball 50 Points Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Tank 50 Points Buy all the upgrades
Time To Spare 50 Points Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Top Gun 50 Points Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Dead On Time 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Hell's Angel 100 Points Beat Highway To Hell
One Man Army 100 Points Drive 10 KM in Police State

Medals Earned: 12/24 (380/1,000 points)

Santa Fu!

Turbo Power Unlocked 12/25/09
10 Points
Beat Level 1
Sounds Good 10 Points Listen to all songs
Elfinator 25 Points Kill 10 of each elf type
Oh Fudge 25 Points Beat Level 2
Yellow Snow 25 Points Beat Level 3
Nutcracker 50 Points Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Paindeer 50 Points Beat Level 4
Santa Fu Disciple 50 Points Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Santa Fu Master 50 Points Beat the final level without losing any energy
Determined 100 Points Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
King O' Christmas! 100 Points Beat Level 5

Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/495 points)

Seed of Destruction

Backfire Unlocked 5/20/09
10 Points
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Infertility 5 Points Get a game over.
Master of Time and Space 5 Points Pause the game.
Drunken Air Show 10 Points Play a custom game with only jets.
Mega Combo 10 Points Get a 20+ combo.
Tankicular Homicide 10 Points Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Hanging in There 25 Points Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Looking for a Challenge 25 Points Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Toast Master 25 Points Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Ball Fondler 50 Points Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points Beat story mode.
Evasivivity 50 Points Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Seed of Destruction 100 Points Beat story mode on hard.

Medals Earned: 1/14 (10/425 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/20/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead 10 Points Complete the second chapter.
Architect 10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce 10 Points Complete the third chapter.
Gishy 25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion 50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist 100 Points Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)